Dear Banking System…

Dear Banking System,

It has come to our attention that you are £300,000,000,000 over your overdraft,  which exceeds your agreed limit. 

You will be charged £4,500,000,000 interest for each day your account remains overdrawn.

If you are experiencing financial difficulties which might make it difficult for you to repay this amount, please get in touch with us where will we laugh heartily at the boot now being on the other foot, I mean, we will consider lending you some cash whilst you sort this bloody mess out. Oh, and we’ll take control of your banks as part of some kind of partial renationalisation I don’t really understand.

Hope that’s ok,

Lots of love,

The UK

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