An ode to my defunct Casio A220 Digital Illuminator Watch

An ode to the Casio A220

 

A birthday gift from
The Lady Wife
Who said I could have
ANY watch I fancied in the whole
World.

Ooh, exciting!

And even though I could have
Had a fancy Diesel
watch
For  £180.99

They were all horrible.

But the shop assistant man in Diesel
Had the best
Watch on
Of                                      all…

A £19.50 Argos
Casio A220M

So I went to Elizabth Duke
And got that
Instead.

(you’re fired, ed)